LOVES & INTERESTS
old gnarly trees. violent storms. baggy highwater pants. privacy. befuddling contradictions. dogsledding. the sea. vegetables.

TALENTS
providing consistent support. spelling seldom-used words. elusiveness. making meatballs. doodling. drawing in perspective. cartooning. graphic arts. driving carefully. creating a clever turn of phrase. x-rated logo design.

MUSES
Don Quixote. Robert Crumb. Helena Bonham-Carter. Johnny Appleseed. Linda Barry. Jack London. Broom Hilda. Wes Anderson. Sylvia Plath. Ralph Steadman.

TURN-OFFS
clutter. mayonnaise. warm sunshine. overpopulation. copy machines and printers. country music. parking lots.

FACTOID
I want my time on this earth to end as an old man devoured by starving wolves while wandering through the winter northwoods.