LOVES & INTERESTS
my wife. loud guitars. newspapers & books. baseball. history. springtime. bold chairs. cleanliness. bright colors. old movies at night. fine food. black & white interiors. good smells.

TALENTS
numbers. multi-tasking. running fast & far. completion. assessing character. drawing. writing. problem solving. fairness. never getting lost (no matter what my wife might say otherwise). working with my hands. expansive memory.

MUSES
Teddy Roosevelt. John Adams. Alexander Hamilton. JG Thirlwell. Hank Williams. Roger Waters. Neil Peart. Terry Bozzio. funny people. leaders. Madam Marie Curie. Einstein. Mr Rogers. Gandhi. my parents.

TURN-OFFS
narcissism. lying. laziness. gray days. cold soup. suburbia. scraping metallic sounds. chain restaurants. smoking. cults.

FACTOID
I can walk on stilts and ride on a unicycle.